...Ten years Ago


An application was for employment

A program was a television show

Windows were something, you hated to clean

A keyboard was a piano

A cursor used profanity

Memory was something you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy, you hoped no one found out

Compress was something you did to garbage

If you unzipped in public you went to jail

Log on was adding wood to a fire

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your toilet

Cut you did with scissors

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

!!! And a virus was the flu


! WOW HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED

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