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اميدوارم واسه اين دو كلام جك مفسد في العرض شناخته نشم :)

?What did you do with the money I gave you

God gave a million dollars to Moses, Jesus, and Mohammad each. After ten year, Moses came back with 10 million dollars
?God asked: How did you use the money that I gave you
Moses said: I invested some of it in the stock market, used some of it buy real estate. Here's $10 million
.Jesus came back with nothing
?God asked:How did you use the money that I gave you
.Jesus said: I gave it to the poor, so now I'm left with nothing
.Mohammad came back with nothing as well
?God asked: How did you use the money I gave you
Mohammad said: vaallaa nemidoonam chi shod. Pool ro daadam be Ali, Ali daad be Hassan, Hassan daad be Hossein, Hossein daad be Zein Al Aabedin, taa inke resid dasteh Mehdi, Mehdi ham gheibesh zad

.At US embassy in Dubie there was an interview
Q: name
A: abdolaziz
?Q: age
A: 40
?Q: sex
.A: seven times a week
?Q: I mean male or female
!A: No difference. Sometimes even camels

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